Took a large draught of mead
And with due decorum
Wrote Historia ecclesiastica gentis Anglorum.
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Christopher Hitchens
Visited kitchens.
When asked, "Do you also write cookery books?"
He said, "No I don't; I'm just looking for kooks."
in Volume 2 Issue 1
The Venerable Bede said to Christopher Hitchen
ReplyDelete"A good booke have I written,
Have you read my book?"
Said he, "No, you're not a kook"