PRI: Phones, Radios, & Intercourse

The Life & Times (or Action/Adventures) of the Telemarketer and Her Poor Brainwashed and Enraptured Audience

i wanna
have sex
with one
of those
very
driven
pledge
drive
women
& see
how truly
sincere
& earnest
she really is
how far she
is willing
to go for
the cause
what really
goes on
behind
closed
doors
if her
non-verbals
& body language
actually match
& meet up
with her
body language
non-verbals
how giving
& generous
& passionate
& creative
or something
of a control freak
& has a whole
list of dos
& don'ts
(even
directions
& lecture
right on
the spot
if you
should
happen
to take
chances
& enter
into un-
chart-
her-
stare-
at-
ya
how
neu-
rotic
breaks
down
to lack
of erotic
& episodic
)guilt &
conflict
for being
neurotic( hit the road
& leave
a check
on her
night
table
maybe
a little
tickler
or sticky
on the
clock-
radio
thanking
her for her
contribution
& please
no need
to call.

by Joseph Reich
in Volume 3 Issue 1 

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