Sunday, March 25, 2012

Free Sample!

We are now one week away from our favorite holiday, April Fools! To celebrate, here's another piece from our inaugural issue.

Things Not to Say When You Meet a Tyrannosaurus Rex

Were you born like that?
Or did your arms just not grow right?

Roar all you want.
I'm not giving you any of my fries.

My dentist could do wonders for that overbite.

Spielberg's were bigger and faster.

I once had a dog named Rex

Have you heard the one about
the brontosaurus with a sore throat?

Could you please stop drooling on me.

Bruce Boston

Want to know how Bruce's other list, Reasons to Become a Cannibal, turns out? Order a copy.

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