Monday, May 7, 2012

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Keeping Score

Sex is like tennis. When you play an inferior opponent, your game suffers.
- Edie, Desperate Housewives

I didn't know she was
keeping score but when

she told me the results —
six orgasms to none,

her favor — I knew I was
too far behind to make

any sort of comeback, so I
did what I usually do in those

precarious situations — I packed
my racket and looked for another

partner, who wouldn’t keep score,
who was more into volleying, who

would be delighted if I just got the ball over the net.

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