while you were out

Two more originals from our pages, and we can't even collect royalties if you borrow them for your own voicemail (no really, you'd have to talk to Mike anyway because our authors keep their copyright!)

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You tried to reach mike.
You ought to leave a message.
Perhaps a haiku?

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My ans'ring machine asked for haiku
but y'all found it too hard to do
I need a new gimmick
so leave me a lim'rick
and I'll try to get back to you!

by Michael George