Monday, June 9, 2014

We have Game of Thrones poems too

For Robert Baratheon
a parody of Khaleesi Says by Leah Umansky

In this story, he is always bored
three-sheets and chasing girls

In this story, he is no deer
but a stag, hunting boars and fucking whores
and his wish
is our command.

In this story, mead is in constant supply.
Mead is not going to run out any time soon.

We've been sitting here for days! he says
Start the damn joust before I piss myself...

And they do, and he doesn't
and I say, yes, give me that.
by Simon Mermelstein
in Volume 3 Issue 2
(release date October 31, 2014)

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