Monday, June 16, 2014

Aunt Flow

I Want an Explanation

from the manufacturer of my maxi pad.
I want to talk to whoever is in charge, ask him
to explain the logic behind the blue-ink diagram
they printed down its center. It reminds me
of an airport runway. I am surprised it doesn't flash
as it directs my flow to the newly designated
"bleed here" zone. I want to let him know
that my vagina does not read, so his elementary
instructions are both pointless and annoying,
but that he does not have to worry,
because we've been managing just fine
without them for years.

by  A.J. Huffman
in Volume 3 Issue 1

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