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A Prayer for the Market Economy
with a nod to King David
The Market Economy is my shepherd; I shall not want.

It maketh me to lie down in gated communities: it leadeth me beside the sterilized bottle waters.

He restoreth my portfolio: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness investment for the Market Economies sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of recession, I will fear no regulators: for thou art with me; thy lobbyist and thy cash, they comfort me.

Thou preparest a reserved table before me in the presence of socialist and communist: thou anointest my head with Texas crude oil; my cup runneth over with capital gains.

Surely goodness and mercy and ten-percent-or-better investment returns shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of capitalism forever.

by Frederick Foote
in volume 5 issue 1

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