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Friends!

You may have noticed that a move is happening. Our address here at parody.onimpression.com will be around for little while longer, but in the meantime, please update any bookmarks, book ends, and brain memories that direct you here. For future fun, please go directly to:

www.parodypoetry.com

where we will keep entertaining you with the parodiest poetry we can find.

Poetry Update

Hello lovely readers,

We want to update you regarding the future of Parody. First, we definitely want to see Parody keep going forever and always. Even if that means that it evolves into a mind-controlling parasite that causes sheep to run around shouting limericks at unaware passersby. If that is how it turns out, we wouldn't recommend travel to Scotland, New Zealand, and other well-flocked regions of the world, but we would still be pleased to know that Parody lives on. 

How does the next stage of Parody look? The website will have new poems! We will return to posting a poem each Monday. Your inbox will receive notice each week if you so desire. We will put the print issue on hiatus. We may continue to seek "cover" art because, well, who needs a reason to want awesome pictures?

Dropping the print edition feels a bit like amputating a limb, but a year from now we may learn that life is still quite manageable. Our renewed efforts to keep the website alive means that we won't be delayed by any of the behind-the-scenes distractions. In short: keep coming back!

Keep reading,

keep writing.

Mostly Sincerely,

The Haikooligan

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p.s. 

In this wild world of extroverts, introverts like myself are sometimes forced to be social. You can occasionally see my non-Haikooligan-self peek out from under the rock where I live by following me. @bugthewriter is what they call me on Twitter and Instagram.

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2016: The year things got weird

Dear-ish Readers!

It is with great aplomb that we use the word aplomb and think that we've done so correctly. Hooray for us!

Also, we're changing things up around here. Here is now There. Or rather, it used to be There before it became Here. My oh my, what a mess!

If you want to reach us, please call out to our newest internet, webmail, or postal gods--whichever ones will respond to the ritualmaking supplies you have available!

Internet

www.parodypoetry.com

Email

parodypoetry@gmail.com

Snail Mail

Parody Poetry

P.O. Box 6688

Portland, OR 97228

We even have a blurry picture to prove it!

Like any good poem is never complete, our transition will probably always be in flux and never finalized. Know that we are always eagerly awaiting your submissions, subscriptions, and Halloween pictures!

Your friendly poetry connoisseur,
The Haikooligan